funny sayings or quotes

Funny QuotesFunny Sayings 7Funny Sayings by ~GoddessofHockey on deviantARTBirthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoniwant to ride mcbain to clinton for 1st try is west to east the way to go and how long should that take ~Author UnknownThe secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~